The weird facts about CATS

Wierd Facts About Cats

bumm bumm bummmmmmm!Hellow foolish mortals this is the wierd facts about cats and why.YOU SHALL NOT GET ONE.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This cat is a glow in the dark cat.Are you going to go to bed at night? No you are not it will light up your room.This is the wierdest cat i have actually seen i do not like it.Her name is Clareis.She used to have brown and black fur then radiation hit her.

Are you afraid? You should be. This is a deadly cat it will eat you while you sleep so keep a close eye out for her.She is an owner eater she will not hesitat to eat you if you are mean.She will be nice to you if you feed her human blood and toes she does not mean yours.Her name is Martha.She loves stuffed animals and bunnies.She is nice but she shows no mercy.

So you want a cat? Well you better think agian.This cat might be rare but it might be a malfunction.So think twice.This is the TWINS.Uh Oh.

This cat looks like it has smelled a fart.Or did he?